Showing posts with label law. Show all posts
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Friday, August 1, 2008

Wednesday, August 27, 2003 ~ Pohnpei


Beginning with my June 2008 post "It's Been Five Years," the following is the continuing story of my travels from the United States into Micronesia ~ Pohnpei, Guam and Saipan ~ and my life since June 2003.



Wednesday, August 27, 2003 ~ Pohnpei


My mother finds it interesting what I'm relaying about the children being communally loved. She wonders if the teenagers get into trouble because they have no future to look forward to, no goals. She asks if I paid to bring Lynn's mother and child over from Guam. She says she worries about Lynn getting pregnant.

I tell her she thinks too much. I tell her she needs to think broader, more globally. As they say here, we're all human. Teens here are no different than anywhere else, especially with the western influences that are here ~ TV, phones, trips to Guam. I remember from a course I took in college course called Differential Psychology that the differences WITHIN groups are greater than the differences BETWEEN groups. There are no job prospects, true. But you can live without an education here. Education is important before the 7th grade, but after that.... And the kids only appear to go to school about half days. Work ethic is prized here, whether you farm your land, or you fish. But, extremes here are so extreme, that it takes it's toll.

I did pay to bring Lynn's mother here so that she could bring Lynn's daughter, Brined "Brin-ette"). I probably ought not to have payed her way, and only Lynn, her mother, and my friend Peter know that I paid. Brined is the 3-4 yr. old. Her paternal grandmother was supposed to return her from a visit to Guam, but just kept delaying things in that passive-aggressive Micronesian way, and Lynn was missing her. Lynn didn't ask me to. I volunteered. Lynn doesn't ask for big, big things like that. It's the little things she piece-meals me with I'm trying to get her to change.

Lynn and I worry about her getting pregnant, too. Neither of us want that. Lynn is many things, but I do believe she's truthful. And not because I wish it so. She is. She's not always good at giving me all the information I require to make informed judgments, but we're working on that.

The papaya tree that grows against the side of my house has fruit. I keep forgetting to check to see if it's ripe. Should be soon. The only fruit I've seen in stores the last couple of days is a dozen papayas, but I thought: Why should I buy papaya when I have it growing at the house? Only one of my many banana trees has fruit, but I'm not sure how I can get to it, unless I learn to climb the trees. The tree is growing off an embankment in my front yard down to the road. Bananas here aren't as tasty as the ones we get in the states from South America. There are different varieties, and the locals get a lot of use out of the plantains, which they serve them with coconut milk which is not especially tasty to this palate. The pineapple I have will take a few months to grow yet.

I wonder what it is in breadfruit that I actually have a bit of a craving for. It's really a bland kind of food, but there's something there my body is saying I should eat. Could be Vitamin C, but I suspect there's something else in there my body's asking for, some other vitamins or minerals.

I remember when I ran through a glass door when I was perhaps 12 years old, severed tendons in my foot and was in a wheel chair for six weeks or more. I literally could not get enough citrus fruit and protein while recovering. I actually visualized grapefruit, oranges, eggs and steak while convalescing. I sense something similar, in terms of mild cravings, not to the same degree as then, but it's all focused on local foods. I don't specifically miss anything food-wise from the states, but when I crave something, it's local. I think I wouldn't mind, would love, some Mexican food. I'd also like a spinach and mushroom pizza. I'd also like more sushi, not just sashimi, but the sushi wrapped in seaweed like the variety you get in a Japanese restaurant. Hmmm..... Could be an iron thing. I wonder if breadfruit is rich in iron.

Right now, I'm craving fish. So, with what I just said, it could suggest a protein deficiency, as well as Vitamin C, as well as iron, which probably explains the loss of weight. I just went to get myself some more juice and saw the peanut butter in the fridge, and a craving signal went off. Definitely, a protein thing. I think I'll go have some Australian steak or a lot of fish for lunch. The hamburger is too over-cooked here. I'll probably grab some boiled eggs on the way into work. They're $0.25 each. We share food at the office, so I'll buy extras for the secretaries and staff.


Saturday, June 7, 2008

Alabama A.G. Days (repost)

My muse must be on vacation, or visiting someone else this month. Here's something I dug up that I posted a couple of months ago on MySpace:

I have served under four different Attorneys General in Alabama; two different AG's in the Federated States of Micronesia; one in Guam and one in the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands. I have fond, and not-so-fond, memories of them all. More fond than not.

My first boss in Alabama was Don Siegleman (D) back in 1988. He made his political bones in the Democratic Party, served as a very popular Secretary of State, served one term as AG, lost a bid for Governor, became Lieutenant Governor, then eventually became Governor. As an AG, he was terrible, awful. Didn't know the first thing about the court system, couldn't litigate his way out of a paper bag if he had to. In the other elected positions before and after, he was darn good, actually. But AG? Forget it.

Shortly after being defeated for a second term as Governor, Siegelman was indicted by a federal grand jury on racketeering and other charges, political corruption, that kind of thing. He's just been freed on bond pending appeal to the Eleventh Circuit U.S. Court of appeals. Of the four Alabama AG's I've worked for, the first, Don Siegelman, made it to Governor then was indicted and convicted by the federal courts. He served from 1987 - 1991. Accused and convicted of political cronyism, he claims his prosecution was politically motivated. If that upsets you, feel free to contribute to the Free Governor Siegelman Legal Defense Fund.

The second AG I worked for was Jimmy Evans (D), a long-time yellow dog Democrat and D.A. for Montgomery County, who indicted and convicted the first Republican Governor since Reconstruction, Guy Hunt. He served from 1991 - 1995. After being soundly defeated for a second term because he ran the office into the ground financially (though he was a good boss otherwise), Jimmy Evans faded into obscurity and hasn't been heard from since.

The third Ala. AG I worked for, Jeff Sessions (R), swept Jimmy Evans out of office and didn't even finish his first term before running for the U.S. Senate, where he took the seat vacated by long-time U.S. Senator Howell Heflin in an ironic twist of fate as it was Heflin who served on the Judiciary Committee that kept Sessions from a coveted U.S. District Judgeship for the Southern District of Alabma. Sessions served only from 1995 - 1997 and left early to run for Heflin's seat when Heflin retired. Sessions is now a key figure on the Judiciary Committee.

The fourth and last Alabama AG I worked for was William (Bill) H. Pryor (R), who is now a judge on the Eleventh Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals. He served as Ala. AG from 1997 - 2004 (I left in 1999) when he was nominated by George Bush in a very politically acrimonious confirmation proceeding that resulted in Bush appointing him in what is called a "recess appointment," which actually bypassed the U.S. Senate confirmation process while they were in recess. Pryor had been brought on board at the AG's office by Jeff Sessions as a special projects deputy attorney general.

Though a staunch Republican and conservative, a young Reagan-ite and Federalist (which I somewhat agree with), I happen to think Pryor was a damn fine lawyer and AG who put the law before and above politics. And he's a damn fine judge too, despite the fact that all of my best friends in the ACLU, Americans United for Separation of Church and State, GLBA, NOW, People for the American Way, and all the other liberal organizations to which I would politically subscribe if I were a political subscriber view him as the judiciary's answer to the anti-Christ. Here's a 2003 article in the National Review by Quinn Hilyer, that pretty much sums it up.

Regardless of what my friends think about his politics and narrow view of the Constitution, they have to give Pryor credit for obeying the "rule of law" by his prosecution when he was AG of the "Ten Commandments Judge" Roy Moore before the Court of the Judiciary, which removed Moore from office as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court for his defiance of a federal court order to remove the ten commandments monolith he designed specially and brought to the rotunda of the Alabama Judicial Building. Pryor was the best AG I ever worked for; and I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to argue in front of him as a judge on the Eleventh Circuit before I left Alabama.

Little known facts in the "six degrees of separation" department:

In my younger days and in the early days of the World Wide Web, before it became de rigeur for political campaigns to do so, I designed the web pages for Jeff Sessions' run for U.S. Senate (very cheesy by today's standards), and for Bill Pryor's run for AG. I also designed web pages for two Republican candidates for Alabama Supreme Court. (For some reason, Republicans like my work).

I coined the phrase "auto-eroticism for its own sake" for use by lawyers in the Alabama AG's Office defending Alabama's ridiculous sex toys ban in Alabama (you know, vibrators, dildoes, the usual) which went up and down and up and down in the federal courts for years after I left. The case is called Williams v. Pryor. You won't find my name in any of the reported decisions, but thanks a little bit to yours truly, you can own a dildo or a vibrator in Alabama, you just can't sell them at a tupperware party To be honest, I took the case voluntarily, because lawyers are supposed to defend their clients regardless of what they personally feel about the issue or the person they're defending, and I wanted to challenge myself. (You know, like lawyers representing criminal defendants they know are guilty.) But it really is a silly law, and the sponsor of the bill was just a little to preoccupied with matters sexual. But that's a story for another day, maybe.

I also have a direct connection to Roy Moore, the Ten Commandments Judge, that I am proud of. I was on the trial team that sued Moore and won the federal court decision ordering him to remove his 5,280 lb. monolith and monstrosity of (the Protestant version of) the ten commandments. I was with the ACLU of Alabama at the time. It was my last litigation in Alabama before heading out to the Pacific.


I'm actually proud of alot of the work I did in the Alabama AG's Office. I represented some fine people - judges, court clerks, governors, directors of agencies, licensing and regulatory boards. You name a public official from 1988 - 1999 and I probably represented him, her or their office. Contrary to popular opinion, most of them are pretty hard-working, dedicated public servants.

And, for being the office liberal toward the end there, I think I made some law on some issues that were pretty important in their day, that was good for government as a whole. And my experience in Alabama has served me well in Micronesia, as I'm usually able to predict the outcome of political movements and litigation here, because the governments out here are going through the same growing pains that Alabama and other states experienced ten and 15 years ago. And the freedom to grow, and make mistakes, and keep trying to get it right, is really what good government is all about.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

04-07-08 ~ MUSINGS OF A MIDDLE-AGED LAW CLERK



In February of 1985, I returned to Tuscaloosa, Alabama from taking the Alabama Bar Exam in Montgomery. My then-wife, now a part-time municipal judge in Selma, Alabama announced that I’d been called for an interview for a job as a part-time law clerk with a domestic relations judge -- divorce, child custody, child support, juvenile dependency, delinquency and "in need of supervision" cases. Good deal. I needed a job, and F.Lee Bailey wasn’t knocking down my door, so I took it. (One of us is showing their age if you don’t know who F.Lee Bailey is.)


Clerking for a judge fresh out of law school, I thought I learned a lot about what goes on "behind closed doors," so to speak. But I was still very young and inexperienced, and easily impressed. I also hadn’t really come into my own in terms of researching and writing THE LAW, or being able to identify and resolve issues. And the practice of law and its application was still relatively "academic" for me. It wasn’t until I took the judge that I had clerked for up on appeal in an appointed case that I really began to appreciate the "art of law." I lost that case.

A few years after passing the Bar and getting my head handed to me by more experienced (and influential) local lawyers in Tuscaloosa, I got a job in the Alabama Attorney General’s Office, Civil Litigation Division, in Montgomery. Among my first clients was a judge who had fired his confidential secretary who turned around and sued him, alleging he violated her first amendment right for firing her because she was attempting to speak out on matters of public concern and also because she was also exercising her right to freedom of association by helping a friend of hers get an ex parte divorce and temporary restraining order against the judge’s brother, in another county. I wound up winning that case on appeal in the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals.

For some reason, I developed a bit of an expertise in representing judges who were sued for one reason or another, and developed quite a little clientele of judges around the state. (Which made it very easy to remember my clients’ names, as they were all named "Judge.") They say that doctors make the worst patients, and I can tell you that judges make the worst clients (followed closely by ordinary lawyers like myself). Anyway, it wasn’t long that judges around the state were asking for me by name when they got sued.

Now, representing judges can be easy in some cases, but takes quite a lot of work in others, depending on who’s on the other side and what kind of relief they’re seeking. But the biggest thing I learned from representing judges in litigation is that they’re people, like me and you, and they put their pants on one leg at a time. "We’re all just human," they say in Pohnpei. So are judges.

And now, more than 20 years after becoming a licensed lawyer in Alabama, and practicing law on behalf of the governments of Alabama, the FSM, Guam and the CNMI, I’m clerking for a judge while I await the results of another Bar exam, in Guam. And the experience is quite different. It’s pure law again, but without all the confrontational testosterone-infused hostility and acrimony that comes with the American adversary system. What I do is research and write preliminary drafts of judicial decisions and orders for the judge. But it isn’t just academic, or an extension of what I learned in law school.

Real lives are at stake. With direction from the judge, I have to decide who’s right, and more importantly, why. Also, more often than not, because the lawyers are in adversary-advocacy mode, they sometimes miss the forest for the trees. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing some very good lawyering, and some downright poor and mediocre lawyering. But a judge’s job, and her clerk’s, is to first do justice. It’s not a popularity contest, and it’s not always about who’s the better lawyer (although as an advocate it sometimes feels that way).

This is a job that’s usually done by young law school graduates fresh out of school, who don’t have the background and experience I do as an advocate. There is a difference in what I bring to the job now than I would have or could have brought 20-some years ago. It’s not all academic anymore. I’ve been in the trenches, and I’ve duked it out with good lawyers and bad. And I always thought I had an eye on the judge (and his or her law clerk). But being on this side of the Bar is different now; and it’s trite, but I’ve really begun to appreciate how difficult (and unappreciated) a judge’s job can be.

When I first got on the job I had a tendency to want to upbraid bad and lazy lawyering in the drafts of the opinions I gave the judge. But that grows old, fast. The bad and lazy lawyers probably don’t even know who they are, and judicial chastisement would have little effect on the quality of their future endeavors.

There’s a difference between taking pride in the quality of one’s work and just plain old ego that all lawyers share. Good lawyers are constantly trying to improve the quality of their writing and advocacy. The judges and the Bar know who they are. Bad, lazy and mediocre lawyers tend to blame "the system," or think the judge has a personal problem with them (or so they tell their clients). That’s just plain ego and self-centeredness. The best lawyers I know exhibit a humility I have seen only rarely.

The truth is that judges I’ve known -- because I clerked for them, appeared in front of them, represented, or knew socially -- just don’t have time or inclination to use their office as a political or personal payback. Judges appreciate good lawyering, good advocacy, truthfulness and candor, because it makes their jobs easier. As a lawyer, have I sometimes gotten a raw deal because the judge got up on the wrong side of the bed (or his wife did), or was just obtuse? Yes. Guess what? That’s life. Deal with it. It comes with the job. And your job is to help the judge get past that.

I wish I could give you examples of cases where bad and mediocre lawyering make my job as a law clerk more cumbersome because the lawyer’s client deserved to win but his or her lawyer didn’t bother (or didn’t know how) to do the work required (which left it to the judge (i.e., me) to do). Because of confidentiality concerns, it’s inappropriate for me to be specific. Sometimes what is the right thing to do is so obvious, or the law is so clear, that no amount of bad lawyering will sway the judge in the other direction. But where it’s close, the lawyer who puts in the extra effort will be appreciated.

Y’know, lawyers want to win, and judges don’t like to be reversed. It makes more work for everyone, and the one who suffers in the long run is the client, as well as the judicial system in general, and lawyers’ reputation as a whole in particular. I view a large part of my job as trying to make sure that what I say makes sense not only to the lawyers, not only to the clients, but to the public as well. And also to the appellate court that may be reviewing what the judge decides. For the most part, judges don’t have "agendas." Sure, they may have leanings one way or another based upon their own values as individuals and as professionals. But the "judicial activism" we all hear about is more a bug-a-bear than reality. And remember, the trial judge you’re appearing in front of is usually just the first stop in the road.

Here are some tips for lawyers out there I don’t think any judge would mind me sharing, in no particular order:

-- Don’t write a half-baked memorandum of law and expect to "wow" the judge at oral argument. By the time the judge (or law clerk) sets down to decide and write a decision or order, they’ll likely have forgotten your phenomenal oratory. I have heard more than one appellate and trial level judge comment that oral argument rarely decides the case for them unless they have questions about the record or some finer nuance of policy.

-- Take pride in your writing. If you’re not a good writer, learn to write well. How? First, by reading, reading, reading good writers. Find lawyers and judges whom you admire and read their stuff. Figure out how they make their point and emulate what they do. Second, write, write, write. I’ve learned from writing experts that if you want to learn to write, the first thing you must do is ... write. Learning to write well is a lifetime endeavor. These are tools of your profession. As one judge I tremendously respect and admire once said, "We are Wordsmiths." Be one.

-- Find an editor, no matter how good you think you are, someone whose writing you like, someone with a critical and unbiased eye who can tell you where to cut surplusage, or where you’re not making a point clearly. Sloppy writing reflects sloppy lawyering and makes more work for everyone. (You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve gone back to admire my handiwork in this blog and found new typos I’ve had to correct since it was first posted.)

-- Know your audience. As like as not, unless the judge is an expert in a particular area of law, you’re writing to the judge and to his or her clerk, who may be fresh out of law school. Don’t assume they’re as brilliant and knowledgeable as you are (unless you know already that they are). For lawyers, your audience is: the court; the court’s law clerk; opposing counsel; your client; the public; and the appellate court you’ll probably wind up in. Not always in that order. For the court (or me anyway) the audience is: my judge; the appellate court above me; the lawyers and litigants; and the public (media). And not always, but usually, in that order either. Regardless of who you’re addressing, remember that your job is to educate.

-- Understand the internal workings of the court you’re addressing. Clerks usually work for no more than a year at a time. A case you argued may change clerks’ hands, and sometimes judges, more than once before it’s decided. If the judge you’re waiting on has a reputation for taking too long in issuing a decision, ask what your part it in may be. Was your brief or memorandum clear, cogent, concise? Or does it ramble and get thrown on the "to be addressed later" pile? If you were the judge, would you want to read what you wrote?

-- If you’re citing and quoting from an unpublished opinion that’s not available on a legal database like Westlaw, attach a copy. Don’t make the law clerk and judge’s staff run around the courthouse looking for an old superior court or trial court opinion from some foreign land that may be locked away in storage in another building somewhere.

-- Know the law before you sit down to write. This means your research should be done before you’ve sat down to draft that first complaint or answer or motion to dismiss. The law will shape your argument -- not the other way around. This way, you’ll be able to anticipate arguments that will be coming your way. This is critical. Lawyering isn’t a seat-of-the pants kind of thing. It is a deliberate process that requires the acquired skill of planning out contingencies. Knowing the law before you sit down to advise your client is so basic, but I’ve seen the same mistakes made over and over, usually by lawyers who blame "the system" or politics or personalities instead of understanding they never had a case or argument to being with. Along these lines, understand that good litigation is strategical and logistical. If you don’t have a military background, read "The Art of War" by Sun Tsu, and "The Book of Five Rings" by Miyamoto Musashi.

-- Appreciate the value of the Blue Book. It serves an important purpose. It’s a citation format designed for lawyers and the judges to check your sources. Sloppy Blue Booking is a sign of sloppy lawyering elsewhere. If you cite a case, I want to know what jurisdiction it’s from, what year it was decided, and what page the cite or quote is from, usually in that order.

-- Read the cases you cite. (This is so basic.) Don’t cite an ALR or Law Review article or just pull blurbs from them. Go to the source and quote or cite from there.

-- Develop a reputation for candor. I mean a real reputation. Don’t say a principle of law is "universally accepted" when in fact it’s only a mere majority of the courts deciding an issue that have accepted it. Don’t play fast and loose with the facts or the holding of a case you cite. We do check them. Even if opposing counsel hasn’t caught you, the judge and his or her clerk will, because it’s their reputation on the line when they prepare to put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard). And I know more than one judge that isn’t above taking a lawyer to task in a written opinion in order to make an example of him or her, as well as let the client know they’ve been disserved.

-- Acknowledge adverse authority and distinguish it if you can, but acknowledge it before opposing counsel brings it to the court’s attention (or the judge’s law clerk finds it). Your reputation will depend upon it. You don’t want a reputation as a lawyer whose cites have to be double-checked for everything you do. If you mis-state the law, your facts will be suspect too. And that can make all the difference in a close case.

-- Appreciate the value of the court’s time. Don’t waste it with "everything in the kitchen sink" arguments, hoping if you throw enough stuff at the court, some of it will stick. It won’t. Weak arguments detract from the good ones. And put your best arguments first. If the court or the court’s law clerk has to wade through mediocre argument to get to the good stuff you’ve already lost them.

-- Give yourself plenty of time. This means start your research and investigation right way when a matter comes to your desk. Don’t wait to the last minute. If a brief or memo is due in two weeks, get it done in one week, so you can have time to let it rest, and you can reflect and edit it with a fresh eye.

-- Emulate good lawyers. If you’re very young in the profession, find a mentor. Don’t wait for them to find you; seek them out. If you’ve been out a while, find a mentor. You’re never to old to learn from the experience of others. Some of the most successful lawyers I know had mentors that they would call on when they thought people weren’t looking. Always be a student. And if you’ve got something to share as a lawyer, then mentor young lawyers. Pass it on. It’s part of your professional responsibility.

There’s nothing original here. But a lot of lawyers just don’t get it. As for me, I’m really enjoying what I’m doing at the moment, and I know it’ll make me a better lawyer. If you’re a lawyer reading this, or someone thinking about becoming a lawyer, I hope this is helpful.